You’re going to die because you smoked thirty cigarettes fa day since you were fifteen… and you’re going to go to hell because of the life you took. You’re fucked.

tagged → #constantine
tagged → #lars von trier


talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???


when people start getting close to your friends


tagged → #omg #audio


[touches own boob] nice


it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

tagged → #:)))) #team daddy issues

There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.


if you wanna date an emotionally unstable asshole with cool taste in tunes hmu


getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

tagged → #the lego movie


my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

tagged → #breaking bad