You’re going to die because you smoked thirty cigarettes fa day since you were fifteen… and you’re going to go to hell because of the life you took. You’re fucked.

tagged → #constantine
tagged → #lars von trier

nitoriaiichirou:

talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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tagged → #omg #audio

jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

tagged → #:)))) #team daddy issues

There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.

wonderpunch:

if you wanna date an emotionally unstable asshole with cool taste in tunes hmu

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

tagged → #the lego movie

crystallized-teardrops:

my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

tagged → #breaking bad